With a million designs and counting and well over 150 products, Spreadshirt’s got a little something for everyone on your list this holiday season. Let’s take a minute out of our day to put the spotlight on some of the more familiar characters in our lives and some possible gifts that are sure to really bring out their holiday cheer.
The Gangster Wrapper: Every family’s got one. Perhaps he or she spent a number of years working in the gift wrap department of the local department store, or maybe they have a borderline obsessive compulsion for perfectly-wrapped gifts. This person is easily recognized by their numerous paper cuts, errant bits of Scotch tape and ribbon attached to their clothing and, in extreme cases, a “wrapping room” in the house. Buy them this and wrap it really poorly. They’ll lose it.
The Freestyler: With the winter weather comes “the Freestyler”— aka “the Hit the Slopes guy” or the “Powder Fiend”. For the skier or boarder in your family, this pair of comfy boxers makes a great under layer for a cold day on the slopes. The Freestyler is best recognized by numerous lift tags hanging from their zipper and the obligatory ski goggle, raccoon tan line.
The Sleepy Deer: The “Sleepy Deer” is a cute and cuddly character. He or she is often found after large holiday meals snoozing on the closest available couch. The Sleepy Deer—commonly misspelled the Sleep ‘Dear’—is out like a light 7 minutes after the meal has ended, and is miraculously up again once dessert is announced. With a pillow case like this, who can blame ‘em?
The Snowy Joey: The “Snowy Joey” can be found outside hours before the first flakes of a predicted snowstorm begin to fall. He or she is out there playing out their wildest snow fantasies—snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels… anything with the word ‘snow’ in it is Snowy Joey’s bread and butter. We all know one. Get them this great snowman mug to warm their blue hands when (if) they finally decide to come back inside.
The Baby of Thrones: The “Baby of Thrones” is offspring to parents who have, more likely than not, read every book by George R.R. Martin and spend their Sunday nights glued to HBO’s wildly popular series “Game of Thrones”. There is a chance this baby is named Tyrion, Arya or perhaps even Hodor. The Baby of Thrones can be easily recognized by its crib full of stuffed animal dragons. This “Winter is Coming” T-romper is the ideal gift for this little Stark.
The Phony Bologna: The “Phony Bologna” is never without her phone. Ever. The Phony Bologna is known to take her phone in the shower. She sleep with her head on her phone “just in case”. The Phony Bologna is most easily recognized by a purple, hickeyed ear due to excessive amounts of time with a phone pressed to it. Perhaps one of the magic spells on this phone case will remove the phone from her ear for a second (yeah, probably not).
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